New novella coming soon!

When I released Lucifer’s Odyssey, I also released a shorter novella that centered around the struggles of Angels and Demons, written in first person perspectives. I had hope of doing a similar thing with the Goblin Rebellion, and I’m happy to say that we’re on track to deliver the second novella in the Perspectives series alongside the second novel in the Primal Patterns series.

I’ve added the novella information to the Short Fiction page, but I’ll include it below as well. I plan on releasing this to KDP Select, as I did recently with Lucifer’s Odyssey. If you have any thoughts on this, please feel free to reply here or send me an email at rexjameson at gmail.com.


Title: Elves and Goblins: Perspectives of a Father’s Rebellion
Word count: 14,000
Status: Editing
Expected Release: Late February.

Summary:

The elves have spent the last three hundred years starving and dying in quiet martyrdom while the goblins have built their towns and great markets. In the beginning of the peace, the elven sacrifices had seemed worth it. No war would mean greater prosperity, and everyone would benefit. But as the goblins’ success grew, so did their persecution and isolation of the elves. Without jobs, money or hope, the elven population declined, and the goblin men herded them into camps far from the great trees, universities, and streets of the bustling goblin towns. A fatal disease now spreads in the melancholy camps, taking the husbands, wives, sons, and daughters of the decimated race. And as a father looks into the eyes of his dying son, the last of his line, he realizes he has no choice but to break the centuries-long truce.

Lucifer’s Odyssey FREE on Amazon

Thanks to the Amazon KDP Select program, I will be offering Lucifer’s Odyssey, the first book in the Primal Patterns Series, for free to readers on Amazon from January 27th through January 29th (updated). For those who are wanting to get their hands on the first book before the release of the Goblin Rebellion next month, now is a great time to jump on board. If you have friends or loved ones that you would like to share the Primal Patterns series with, please feel free to share this offer with them. Tweet, FB, and link it in emails.

Here’s the book summary for those of you still on the fence:


Lucifer languishes in an earthly prison, awaiting the apocalypse that will finally free him after 200,000 years. Before breaking loose, he discovers that the armageddon he set in motion will destroy the capital of Chaos, his home universe.

He travels back to Chaos and stumbles upon a bloody civil war devastating his homeland. The realm’s magic wielders are firmly under the control of a rival clan, and without their protection, Lucifer’s family is in mortal peril. As old demon clan rivalries blossom and a new hostile universe expands across the known multiverse, Lucifer is faced with not only protecting Chaos from annihilation but also saving his rightful place on the throne.


Lucifer’s Odyssey is the first book in the Primal Patterns series, an episodic glimpse into an alternate multiverse where many of our biblical histories and fables are premonitions of upcoming conflicts between immortals with god-like powers over truth and shadow. The sequel, The Goblin Rebellion, is set to debut in February.

Length: 85,000 words (350 pages)

PRODUCT WARNING: This series contains strong language, violence, epic battles, magic, religious figures, inter-dimensional travel and multiverses, alternate histories and fables, demons and elves making whoopy, and some fish-headed guys talking and playing cards. You’ve been warned.

Removing most of the cursing in Lucifer’s Odyssey

Lucifer's OdysseyAfter a lot of thought, I’ve decided to remove most of the cursing in the latest e-book editions of Lucifer’s Odyssey. I’m still pondering whether or not to pay for the additional ISBN and setup for a new paperback edition. I’ve also removed all of the f-bombs and curse words from the Goblin Rebellion that are especially extraneous. I’m doing this for several reasons, some of which I’ll outline below.

With my decision to join KDP Select next month, I also have plans to make Lucifer’s Odyssey free to the KDP Select crowd very soon. My first experience with going free on Amazon resulted in a one-star review for cursing that dropped the downloads from 2,000 in the first few weeks to 1-10 a day for a fun, free, well-edited short story collection. I had dozens of 3-5 star reviews on this collection across Apple, Sony, Good Reads, etc., but no one bothered to post them to Amazon and this killed the book. And this was important to me because I get practically no business from outside of Amazon. Let me rephrase that. I’ve literally never received a check from anyone but Amazon.

There have been other comments I’ve come across in blogs and emails about trying to read Lucifer’s Odyssey and becoming disengaged in the story due to f-bombs and cursing from the ignorant demons, and I don’t want to distract readers from the story. The cursing was a sign of how frustrated the immortal demons had become being trapped on Earth and forced into their roles due to their society, the Council, etc. Lucifer’s Odyssey being my first novel, I guess I used a cheap technique–cursing–to drive this atmosphere home when it was probably unnecessary and counterproductive toward making readers happy with the series starter. With the series starter likely to hit 0.99 or even free for a few months, the importance of listening to reader input and responding accordingly to get new readers interested shouldn’t be understated, and I plan on hearing you guys out and following through.

You deserve that kind of attentiveness. It’s your money.

Anyway, that’s why Amazon is showing a 3rd edition now of Lucifer’s Odyssey. If you purchased Lucifer’s Odyssey from any online vendor, check the Lucifer’s Odyssey pages and you should be able to download a new copy. If not, contact these companies and get them to send you one. If you have any questions or comments, feel free to email me or respond to this post. I’m listening ;).

Moving Exclusively to KDP Select (Need Your Feedback)

The Goblin RebellionSince releasing Lucifer’s Odyssey in September, I’ve managed to place the ebook for Lucifer’s Odyssey in all the major distribution networks. This includes Amazon, Barnes and Noble, Kobo, Apple Store, and so forth. Up until recently, I had planned to do this with the second book in the series as well, but that has changed with Amazon’s new foray into exclusivity and benefits for independent authors called KDP Select.

KDP Select is a lot of things for customers, readers, and authors, but I’m most interested in the borrowing feature. You as a reader can borrow one book a month for free. The borrow can still benefit the author in that it gives exposure, and authors also get a percentage of a communal pot at the end of the month (For January, it’s expected to be $700,000). The December disbursement for readers being able to borrow ebooks was about $1.70 per borrow, and this is good money for independent authors. It also resulted in a lot of people reading books that they never would have read before.

Now, for me, that’s a big deal. I’ve given away hundreds of copies of the book at Library Thing and various giveaways, gained some nice reviews from these readers, and I’ve done paid promotions on sites like Kindle Nation Daily. Sales have not really picked up. Despite investing thousands of dollars into the production of the first book, my book is relatively unknown.

And that’s why I’m considering granting Amazon exclusive rights to not only Lucifer’s Odyssey but also the Goblin Rebellion in February. The paperbacks should still be available everywhere. This is just for ebooks.

What are your thoughts, as readers, on this?

Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Movie Review

So, there are three ways to experience the Millennium Trilogy (aka “that girl with the dragon tattoo thing”, as I’ve heard it referred to). The absolute best way to experience the story would be through the three books. I think we can all agree on that. Second would be the Swedish version that is available on Netflix. The third is the new feature film released this week in the U.S.

First, let’s talk about the 2nd option (the Swedish version). Even with subtitles, Noomi Rapace nails the best portrayal of her that I could want. Lisbeth is strong, confident, and utterly damaged. She doesn’t need a man. She’s better off without any of them–even Mikael. She’s brilliant, cunning, and as my wife says “kicks ass.”

Anyone who has seen what happens to a script that gets run through the Hollywood meat grinder knows exactly what happens to a European film adapted for American audiences. Look no further than the 2010 version of “Death at a Funeral”. I still shudder at even thinking about trying to finish that film (I couldn’t even get half-way through it the first time). Let’s face it. Sometimes, Hollywood butchers a good script.

That’s not so with the 2011 version of “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.” They didn’t butcher it. There are improvements, and there are places where the movie didn’t live up to the Swedish version. Let’s go over a few things without giving too much away.

First, the opening credits of the latest edition are a lot more engaging. There’s a sort of black oil thing going on, and I can never get enough of Led Zeppelin’s Immigrant song. It’s just good fun. If there’s one thing that Hollywood still does better than anyone else, it’s flashy CGI. A++ on this effort.

Now, the most important part of the movie: Lisbeth. Not as good. Oversexed in this one and not in a way that really moved the film along better. The key scenes (like the rape) are pretty well done (as far as effect is concerned)–though I’m still partial to the Swedish version in how disturbing it was. There’s one thing I didn’t really like about Lisbeth’s character here though: she’s too… well… nice. She asks Mikael to lay down. She’s warm when I feel she shouldn’t be. She openly loves Mikael and is upset by him still sleeping around. I’m curious to how David Fincher will rectify this major change in her character. After all, her coldness is supposed to be a family trait–one she shares with her brother and father. You’re not supposed to melt the ice cube, imo. That was part of her charm and intrigue. We’ve also lost a way for her old guardian to explain to Mikael more about her father and what he’s done and is doing. I sure hope it isn’t Mikael’s daughter that manages to somehow decipher this (you’ll get this reference when you see the new version–if you’ve seen the old one).

She’s still intriguing though. And her T-shirts made my wife and I giggle. She’s still stand-offish to other people and the essence of the character is still intact. Mikael has a much larger role. Lisbeth doesn’t really solve as much as she did before, and I’m not sure if that’s altogether a good thing. After all, the next two movies are supposed to be all about her and her family. Will the audience be able to follow the big transition from “All Mikael” to “All Lisbeth” in the sequels? Probably.

This may seem like a bad review of the movie. In actuality, it’s not. I just really liked the Swedish version. My wife and I plan to go to the theater again to watch the Hollywood adaptation. We both saw and loved the Swedish version, but the new movie was very good. It was just different.

So, go out and see the new “Girl with the Dragon Tattoo” movie. But see the Swedish version too. It’s probably best to watch the Swedish version second.

Feature and Kittens

So, I was featured today on Kindle Nation Daily while I was at a conference in California, and it was pretty cool to see dozens of new sales on Lucifer’s Odyssey. No idea if that trend will continue, but it’s awesome to get on the internet and find an actual ranking for my book in the top 100 of its genre. Neat feeling.

More importantly, I found some really cute videos of cats and kittens today, so I’m posting those because I can. If they make me laugh and be happy, I’m sure they’ll help some of you too :D!

And for those of you who would rather watch videos of humans, how about a boy reacting very well to news of a new sister?

OK, Rachel Bloom. I heart you.

So, I’m married. I want to go ahead and admit that right up front. But every once in a while a video comes along that shakes me to my foundations. OK, it doesn’t really do that, but it’s super awesome. It’s also not safe for work. Rachel Bloom is a recent graduate student from NYU, and she’s working on a comedy CD and Youtube platform in the February/March time frame of next year. You can read more about her in an online interview here (I SWEAR I’M NOT STALKING HER OR ANYTHING :P).

I think she is definitely on the right track. Her first major video is a very modern ode to Ray Bradbury for… um… amorous relations. It’s not safe for work (the F-bomb is not only part of the title but also a recurrent refrain). I can’t recommend this video enough. 100% nerdy awesomeness is contained therein.

If there was ever a time to be a Sci-Fi author, it’s now, right? LOL.

The Cheaters video she has up is also pretty funny as well, and since it’s about a test for the Great Gatsby, it’s totally relevant to this blog, right?! That’s what I thought too!

Edit: Completely unrelated to books, but here’s another funny one I found of hers. It’s demented. I guess most of her stuff is (and will continue to be, I hope).

More movie reviews and a silly video

First, the silly video. Here’s a cat on a turtle.

Now, back to some movie reviews for Netflix titles. I love Netflix, and my wife loves to sleep. This could cause a lot of problems, but thankfully, Netflix has a large gallery of foreign films with English subtitles, which allow me to play the movie low and not miss dialogue. Not all foreign movies can be watched this way though and still have a decent enjoyment level. So, in this series of reviews, I also add a Sleeping Roommate Score (SRS) to indicate the likelihood of being able to watch the movie with a sleeping roommate or spouse in the next room and manage to not get yelled at and perpetual evil looks the next day.


First, the good. Max Manus.

From its interesting and casual storytelling of the work of saboteurs to its emotional and epic cinematography, this is a movie that keeps you interested and guessing. It’s a hero’s tale and though much of the story can be predicted, it was so well crafted that even predicting the plot felt rewarding. The dialogue mixes between languages so you’ll have some subtitles. Mixed with the action sequences and explosions, this means you cannot really watch this with a sleeping roommate nearby. But my wife stayed up to watch this one with me. It’s worth a watch.

Title: Max Manus
Rating: 5 stars. Excellent movie.
SRS: 2 star. You should not try watching this with a roommate sleeping near you.


Now, the unusually surprising. They’re not five stars, but they’re 3-4 stars and worth watching as a cinematic experience. And just me admitting to this is something that brings up very mixed emotions. Uwe Boll… has managed… to direct… two decent films. Yes, the director of Blood Rayne and Blood Rayne: Third Reich (both very terrible, btw).

Now, a warning. Apparently, the only thing Uwe Boll appears to do decently right now is extremely graphic violence. So, keep in mind that I have an ability to try to look past gory scenes, especially if there is a purpose in it.

Title: Rampage
Rating: 4 stars. Not a perfect movie, but for Uwe Boll, wow. It’s important to remember that this is a heist film and an interesting perspective on society. If you can get past the slow build and the insane psychopathic rage, you may actually say “you know… that’s actually ingenious.” And then you’ll realize you just said that about a Uwe Boll screenplay and directorship. Worth a watch.
SRS: 1 star. Under no circumstances will you get away with watching this on Netflix, hear the dialogue, and not anger sleeping persons.
WARNING: Language and Extreme Violence

Title: Attack on Darfur
Rating: 4 stars. Again, not a perfect movie, but it is a powerful portrayal of the conflict. From what I’ve read, real Darfur survivors were cast in the movie and much of their parts were unscripted–Uwe Boll listened to them and let them re-enact things that had happened to them and their families and friends. The plot of the Americans? Very fantasized. But, it is a movie and the American presence may help ground the story for most viewers.
SRS: 3 stars. Mixture of English and subtitles for the Sudanese and Arabic dialects. The good news is that the loud parts will become very obvious to you. There’s a huge battle scene, and almost everything after that point can be watched and not heard (or heard softly).

BOTH of these movies were started before I realized they were him. I’ve picked up a few others after I find his occasional success. The successes are a rarity though.


Title: The Warring States
Rating: 2 stars. Mostly bad. I love Asian movies. I’ve seen pretty much every movie set in the Three Kingdoms period that has ever been made. This movie tries to romanticize the historical setting of a possible author of the Art of War back in the Warring States period, but it is no Three Kingdoms. The CGI battles look very cheap. Some of the fight scenes are good, but I didn’t use the word “great” and I certainly didn’t say “All”. The death scene was just ridiculous. You’ll know the one I’m talking about when you see it. It’s not the fact that the person died. It’s that they’re even able to interact as they did. And it happens at the end, which is 9x worse than this happening in the middle or somewhere less memorable and lasting.
SRS: 5 stars. You can totally watch this with the subtitles on and volume down.

Scholarly Dialogues (No. 1)

The Goblin RebellionIn the Primal Patterns series, Archimedes has an apprentice named Horace who follows him around, performs errands for him, and helps him maintain the Elven Realm universe. Horace is an especially pensive student and exceedingly brilliant in manipulating and understanding patterns, but sometimes, he has questions about the interactions between the patterns, their interactions with projections, and the immortals that travel between the shadows and the focus.

In this series of dialogues, I wanted to share some of the conversations Archimedes and Horace have in the time between repairing broken stairwells, diverting the Great Sorrow, and maintaining the elven people and worlds. There may be a chance of them being inserted into the series somewhere, but for the moment, I hope you find them entertaining in between novel releases of the series.


Horace leapt between staircases surrounding Archimedes study, feigning interest in the crumbling mortar and stone, but in truth searching for his mentor Archimedes. Within moments, he located the old man with the four-lensed binoculars and his white robe and sandals.

He crossed four staircases to come within feet of the old man before bowing slightly and waiting for his master to acknowledge him.

“You know I’m busy,” Archimedes said.

“I can come back if you like,” Horace said.

Archimedes mumbled and pushed his goggles to the top of his head, where they pinned down his long gray hair behind his ears. He didn’t leave, and he didn’t acknowledge Horace’s comment, so Horace knew that for the moment, the old man was humoring him.

“The demon wings have long been a curiosity of mine,” Horace said.

The old man smiled. “Yes, they are rather curious.”

“The wings themselves, I understand,” he said. “Realified extensions of the demon immortal race that are directly linked through shadow to the primal which projects them. What I find curious are the laws of nature they seem to allow demons to break.”

Archimedes sat down on the white stone stairway and dangled his legs into the vacuum of the shadow world around his study. “I assume you’re talking about the speed at which they can propel themselves through space.”

Horace nodded. “We can tweak the constant for the speed of light and gravitational waves in a projection, and this will affect the flow of time and how all creatures experience that dimension, but even so–you’re not supposed to be able to exceed that, even if only by a fraction.”

“What about apparation?” Archimedes replied. “Don’t most immortals find such tricks?”

“Yes, but it’s a trick. By opening a channel across shadow or to the pattern and back, we cut across space. C, the speed of light, doesn’t come into the equation.”

“Um hmm,” Archimedes agreed with him. He made a show of brushing himself off and got back to his feet before putting his hands behind his back and walking away.

“But…,” he said. “You never answered my question.”

“No. You did.”

“I don’t understand.”

Archimedes turned around to face him. “When a universe is made–that big bang, as they call it–the contents of the universe are in an unusual state. Energy is excited and space is expanding. The result is an expansion from a pinpoint to millions of miles across within a fraction of a second–faster than the speed of light, breaking your precious rule.”

Horace gnawed at his lip and tried to absorb the lesson. “So, the wings of the demons are absorbing energy from the vast reservoirs of the pattern…”

“Yes…”

“And they approach the speed of light after days of finding space handholds and expending that energy for propulsion…”

Archimedes nodded.

“And the contents of their bodies approach that unusual state that universes start in? All that energy in a small place with nowhere left to go?”

Horace smiled as his master patted him on the cheek and continued to nod.

“Something like that,” Archimedes said. “If you want to push through the speed of light, you only have a few options. Expand space around you, find a shortcut, or stop having mass and matter. In short, you need to find a shortcut through nature’s rules.”

“Thank you for the lesson, master.”

“And thank you for not falling through the stairs yet.”

They both laughed. Horace ran his hands through his curly hair and looked out into the heavens of the planetarium. “Do you think we’ll find the anomaly before it causes the Great Sorrow?”

“No,” Archimedes said. “Fate is fate.”

“Then why look for it?”

“So we can let the elven royal family know when it has to do what it has to do.”

Horace shook his head. Seemed like a waste of time.

“There’s a few stairwells to the east that could use some repair,” Archimedes said, turning away from his apprentice once more.

“I’m on it.”

Red Tash’s Trick or Treat Bash

Devil headSo, you may have noticed random comments posted on this blog saying “Red sent me,” and asked “well, what the darned tooting heck is going on around here?” The answer is both simple and pretty cool.

Red Tash is celebrating her book release by giving away a free Kindle and copies of small press and self-published books. People are posting comments on this blog because doing so can earn them a Kindle. So, what are you waiting for?

Check out Red Tash’s contest details, and start earning yourself some entries into the Trick or Treat Bash. I mean, if you’re going to be surfing around blogs, you might as well do so with a chance of winning a Kindle and some books, right?

Red Tash’s Trick or Treat Bash

P.S. Still 36 hours left on my LibraryThing Giveaway. Hundreds of copies of Lucifer’s Odyssey are up for grabs. After that, I probably won’t do another giveaway until the 2nd book comes out. Snag ’em while you can!